dstinky debt collectors push away
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⏲️🔐2025-07-09 23:18:34 -0700 | ✍️infinivaeria | 🏷️[ritual]
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ritual.pushAwayDebtParasites {
sigilSet.initiate {
foreskinSigil: bind("containment.elastic"),
jockstrapSigil: invoke("ChampionGrade.stankZone"),
coinSigils: [
charge("finance.sovereignty", essence="sagePickle"),
scatter(direction="N"),
scatter(direction="E"),
scatter(direction="S"),
scatter(direction="W")
],
bananaSigil: etch("deflection.curve", peel.stamp("chaosGlyph")),
incenseSigil: burn("receipts.hustleHope"),
mirrorSigil: inscribe("My funds are funky, and so am I"),
circleSigil: draw("resistance.loop", material="sockLintChalk")
}
auraField.activate {
frequency: "stank.warding",
resistance: {
parasiticEntities: ["DebtGremlin", "EnergyMooch", "BureaucraticPhantom"],
repelMethod: "funkRepulse.vibeSnap",
duration: "1 moon cycle"
}
}
effigyProtocol.execute {
target: "debtEntity",
action: squeeze.sigil("containment.elastic"),
pulse: launch("snarkwave.rejection")
}
prophecyPatch.apply {
destinyLayer: "finance.current",
overwriteMode: true,
contents: {
flow: reroute("abundance.elastic"),
karmicFilter: enable("sockFieldStatic"),
affirmationUpload: sync("My worth is infinite, my vibe uncompromised")
}
}
closure.invoke {
stomp(3),
sniff("empoweredFunk"),
aura.seal("bubblewrap.rune.snooze")
}
}