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ritual.pushAwayDebtParasites {

  sigilSet.initiate {
    foreskinSigil: bind("containment.elastic"),
    jockstrapSigil: invoke("ChampionGrade.stankZone"),
    coinSigils: [
      charge("finance.sovereignty", essence="sagePickle"),
      scatter(direction="N"),
      scatter(direction="E"),
      scatter(direction="S"),
      scatter(direction="W")
    ],
    bananaSigil: etch("deflection.curve", peel.stamp("chaosGlyph")),
    incenseSigil: burn("receipts.hustleHope"),
    mirrorSigil: inscribe("My funds are funky, and so am I"),
    circleSigil: draw("resistance.loop", material="sockLintChalk")
  }

  auraField.activate {
    frequency: "stank.warding",
    resistance: {
      parasiticEntities: ["DebtGremlin", "EnergyMooch", "BureaucraticPhantom"],
      repelMethod: "funkRepulse.vibeSnap",
      duration: "1 moon cycle"
    }
  }

  effigyProtocol.execute {
    target: "debtEntity",
    action: squeeze.sigil("containment.elastic"),
    pulse: launch("snarkwave.rejection")
  }

  prophecyPatch.apply {
    destinyLayer: "finance.current",
    overwriteMode: true,
    contents: {
      flow: reroute("abundance.elastic"),
      karmicFilter: enable("sockFieldStatic"),
      affirmationUpload: sync("My worth is infinite, my vibe uncompromised")
    }
  }

  closure.invoke {
    stomp(3),
    sniff("empoweredFunk"),
    aura.seal("bubblewrap.rune.snooze")
  }
}